Why God Never Got A PhD


Religious folk claim that God is all-powerful and all-knowing. However, if he’s so all knowing, why doesn’t he have a PhD? Well, let’s explore this a little further.

1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.

3. It has no references.

4. It wasn’t even published in a refereed journal.

5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.

6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.

10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

11. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.

13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.

14. He expelled his first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his
tests.

So, there you go. Do you think it’s fair, or should we give God some honorary degree?

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5 thoughts on “Why God Never Got A PhD

  1. He gave us free will n we chose the wrong yu can’t blame Him for that….About the flood, Noah warned the other people for like 100years before the ark was completed, they didn listen…. You can’t judge someone yu have not interacted it…There is no degree that can be given to God as He is too much of a genius….He may have one major written publication but the rest of it happens in our hearts..

    • but why would an all knowing god regret making his creation if he knew the future, instead of adam why not start with noah? And free will? The story of salvation summarized in John 3:16 kicks out the issue of free will. John 3:16 implies that you don’t even have to be moral or embrace humanity, all you have to do is accept the human sacrifice of Jesus to escape God’s wrath that will see you in eternal torment for all eternity…… I wouldn’t call that free will and I think religion is retarded.

  2. thats the thing about religion – it fails almost every rationality test and senerio you can divise.
    because part of its cause and origin stems from our inherent evolutionary beginings and the true nature of our reality; at the earlist stages of our humnan evolution we could not possibly have an acturate interepretation of reality.

    How many of our species today 2016 know and understand that the basic unit of all life is the cell and at the center of most cells in our own body (never mind all known life) is a nucleus containing the genetic information responsibile for instructing our cells to be us and transfering some of that to our decendents (if any) otherwise known as dna/rna and the genetic code also known as heridity.

    I could go on and on about the things we have only just started to grasp about ourselves and reality.

    Relgion simply repsents the capicity and desire without the proper tools and ability to forfill.

    • Rational and logical people follow reason. The subject matter of this article is Phd. Logically I would expect the author to have at least familiarised himself with the requirements of the Phd before attempting to demonstrate God is not worthy of being awarded such an academic honors. This article in my view says more about the author than it says about the universe and the probability of it being designed.

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